Someone suggested that I buy a lot of antiques. Given that Corporation of Future Employment are going to pay for me to move my furniture, they suggested that I should buy a lot of expensive antiques, put them into my house, and claim them as my own, then CFE will pay for them to be moved to the US, and I sell them to gullible Americans who are impressed by their European charm.
It could all go horribly wrong in so many ways though - I can just imagine "Oh, Chippendale is so 2000".
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